Lives in Cowbridge

I'm vertically challeged but I carry a small box around with me which I can stand on if you're very tall. I'm quite noisy and energetic. Sometimes too honest for my own good. I'm very generous. I like music that's way too young for me. I can cook a mean roast dinner (well, I'm 51 so I suppose I should be able to) I have everything I need except for ....