Lives in Southend-on-Sea

ok.. im small but mighty. i say what i say and mean what i say. i am full of mischief and enjoy fun times. By no means am i a gold digger lol, sounds silly coming on here. But i guess in for a penny in for a pound. Meaning I am quite happy to meet someone off of Plenty of Fish, but this option came up. So guess im now looking for smoked salmon or caviar. Would like the option to have chips lol or somehting if i cant handle caviar. i cannot handle champagne either, i love too drink it, but if i do remember to feed me. I am like a gremlin.
I can be a lady or your best mate. I can only offer a good laugh and a good friend initially. I can spot a player a mile off and as i said definately not interested in any money you have. would be happy with a bunch of daff's, as i come from Dagenham Essex lol..... anyway's..... if your free and fancy meeting a new fun female let me know. A mutual attraction is neccesary to me but love a great personality. i cannot be near someone self obsessed coz i cant keep my sarcastic comments to myself. but im full of mischief would love to act like a big kid with someone.